{"id":537,"date":"2012-06-04T17:12:58","date_gmt":"2012-06-04T15:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/?p=537"},"modified":"2014-09-11T17:35:42","modified_gmt":"2014-09-11T15:35:42","slug":"histoire-courte-et-triste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/?p=537","title":{"rendered":"Histoire courte (et triste)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-538 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles.png\" alt=\"guilles\" width=\"450\" height=\"120\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles.png 450w, https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles-300x80.png 300w, https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles-100x26.png 100w, https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles-150x40.png 150w, https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles-200x53.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Le professeur<\/strong>\u00a0: Bonjour\u00a0!<br \/>\n<strong>Les \u00e9l\u00e8ves<\/strong>\u00a0: Bonjour monsieur.<br \/>\n<strong>Le professeur<\/strong>\u00a0: Asseyez-vous. \u00c9coutez-moi.<\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m519vnoUgC1r0uc0h.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong><strong>e professeur<\/strong>\u00a0: Ouvrez vos cahiers. Prenez en note ce que je vais vous dire.<\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m519y1ZbQB1r0uc0h.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Un \u00e9l\u00e8ve<\/strong>\u00a0: M\u2019sieur\u00a0?<br \/>\n<strong>Le professeur<\/strong>\u00a0: Restez assis.<br \/>\n<strong>Des \u00e9l\u00e8ves<\/strong>\u00a0: Mais, m\u2019sieur\u2026<br \/>\n<strong>Le professeur<\/strong>\u00a0: Restez assis et taisez-vous.<\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m519ymAEX91r0uc0h.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Le professeur<\/strong>\u00a0: Prenez vos cahiers de texte. Notez le travail \u00e0 faire pour jeudi prochain.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m519z45ODz1r0uc0h.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Le professeur<\/strong>\u00a0:\u00a0Au revoir.<br \/>\n<strong>Les \u00e9l\u00e8ves<\/strong>\u00a0: Au revoir monsieur.<\/p>\n<p>Michel Guillou\u00a0<a style=\"color: #2c32f6;\" title=\"Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/michelguillou\" target=\"_blank\">@michelguillou\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"color: #2c32f6;\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-sa\/2.0\/fr\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"license\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.creativecommons.org\/l\/by-nc-sa\/2.0\/fr\/80x15.png\" alt=\"Licence Creative Commons\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-538 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles.png\" alt=\"guilles\" width=\"450\" height=\"120\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles.png 450w, https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles-300x80.png 300w, https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles-100x26.png 100w, https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles-150x40.png 150w, https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles-200x53.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Le professeur<\/strong>\u00a0: Bonjour\u00a0!<br \/>\n<strong>Les \u00e9l\u00e8ves<\/strong>\u00a0: Bonjour monsieur.<br \/>\n<strong>Le professeur<\/strong>\u00a0: Asseyez-vous. \u00c9coutez-moi.<\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m519vnoUgC1r0uc0h.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>L<\/strong><strong>e professeur<\/strong>\u00a0: Ouvrez vos cahiers.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/?p=537\">Lire la suite &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":538,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[295],"tags":[359,360],"class_list":["post-537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fictions","tag-cahiers","tag-tristesse"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/guilles.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":540,"href":"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions\/540"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.culture-numerique.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}